As walked into my bedroom yesterday, I had an epiphany. Lucy has a definite problem. This can be evidenced by the giant trail of red tissue paper, cardboard heart box, and candy wrappers that used to be my Valentine's Day present. At the end of the trail sat a dog with a stomach ache, a guilty expression, and chocolate stuck in her teeth.
She is completely, totally, and fully obsessed with food. Today we are actually calling a dog trainer but are quite concerned that he is only going to tell us that our dog is nuts. When it comes to food she becomes completely insane and Caesar himself is only a dog trainer....not a dog psychologist.
That being said, we are going to start monitoring her progress in her "obsession recovery plan". We have started a list of all of the "treats" she has somehow stolen and are airing her dirty laundry on the internet. Please note that every item on the list has only been stolen since the middle of January... a month ago.
Good luck, Lucy. We are all supporting you in your obsession recovery plan....unless you eat my presents again.
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